I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
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I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.