so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots