is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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