just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
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No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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