I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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