Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
