I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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