We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
from now on my penis is your penis
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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