Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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