normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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