Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
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I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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