i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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