I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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