I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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