she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
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A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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