wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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