We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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