yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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