He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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