it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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