PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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