you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
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Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
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Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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