I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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