I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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