i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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