there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
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It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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