I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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