I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
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I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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