Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
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And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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