WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
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A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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