I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
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I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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