it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
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Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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