My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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