if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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