Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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