My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
