Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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