True but thats because hes a fetus.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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