I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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