jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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