Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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