Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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