i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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