I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
she told me i tasted like america
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
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I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
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I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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