I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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