And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
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I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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