life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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