Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
someone owes me an orgasm
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
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Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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