they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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