Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Randomize
