I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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