HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
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Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
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How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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