Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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