is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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