Did you just see the Batmobile???
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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