Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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